Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
When are your genitals available?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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