she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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