Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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