Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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