I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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