ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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