what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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