check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We were destined to go to rehab together
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
