I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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