Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
