She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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