Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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