D3 body, D1 cock
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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