At least make sure they are 18
Why
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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