Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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