I feel like abortions should bother me more
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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