I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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