It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Randomize
