yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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