But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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