She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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