The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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