i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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