You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
