yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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