I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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