D3 body, D1 cock
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
God, I missed his penis.
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