i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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