I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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