oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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