Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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