Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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