Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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