with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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