I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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