did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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