He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
it was like eating out sand paper
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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