there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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