We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
last night I used snow as a chaser
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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