That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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