Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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