Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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