He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
