Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize