what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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