so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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