3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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