I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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