He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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