Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
