i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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