When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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