Who did Billy Mays play for?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
