Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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